It was a really sucky day
I lost my glasses before I left to take my little dog to the vet and have her put to sleep
Her name was Harley
Even though she was old--14-years
Even though she was sick--she had no hair and threw up all the time
Even though she was miserable
I knew it needed to be done
So I did it
I cried in front of a bunch of strangers at the animal clinic
After I got home my wife informed me that she'd found my glasses on our driveway
They were crushed and flat
I must've run them over with my truck when I left to go kill my dog